OMG, could you believe this? Life saver, anyone?

Question

So I don't know if you guys heard about this on the news. Some girl from our school was attacked on our campus this past Saturday. She was jogging on the dirt track and this stalker chased her and all.

My friend and I, a girl, went jogging this evening. We didn't know anything about the incident until later in our run when this happened:

We were jogging around 8:30pm, on the dirt track. Kids always come here and run. But tonight was only my friend and I. From a distance, I saw a shadow, weird shadow, run past underneath the bleachers. I was like, OMG. You know, that scared-feeling. My heart beat so fast. And thank God I had my LED flashlight with me. LED is more powerful than a regular Magnum flashlight. It's from the manufacturer SureFire. Anyway, get one you guys.

So as I stop, like I went into this nyquil induced nightmare. My friend was gone. I looked around and she was there approaching the dark figure. I began sweating. I felt dizzy. I couldn't think of anything but...

Answer 1

... Pickles

Answer 2

lmao, an advertisement?!  i guess that's clever, but annoying.  i'll make it a point to never buy your crappy flashlight now.  i wonder if a bot hacks you and does this, like those myspace advertisement comments.

Answer 3

Is this an advertisement for the flashlight....or are you just buzzing on your NyQuil while on Y/A ?

Answer 4

Come onnn, haha I'm waiting for the dramatic conclusion!!

Edit --

Wow.  That wasn't exactly a question at all but a good story nonetheless.  =]  Glad you guys didn't get hurt or anything.