OMG! How should I deal with this devillishly clever coworker?

Question

She's sneaky. She lies. She does what she wants to try to get her way, even if it might hurt people. She tricks me all the time, and now this time I've really effed up.

Well, there's this coworker who kinda doesn't work unless you are holding a match to her ***. She has a baby though, and used to work well, so it's like, wow. I feel bad for her. Anyways, Saturday this was aggravating the tricky coworker who has other things aggravating her, namely that our boss is in charge of her when she wants to be in charge! But that's beside the point. She kept dissing her to me all day long, even when I tried to say things like, I ignore her or else I'd be very angry toward her or I don't want to talk bad about her. The girl was never in our area working that day, and the tricky one said she'd caught her sleeping a couple times! I believed her coz I've seen it in the past.... Later the coworker threatened to go tell her off and "get her in trouble." (Our boss was off that day, btw.)

Answer 1

after reading this rambling for 20 minutes...I forgot just what the h**l is going on..just go get a new job

Answer 2

good night

Answer 3

You should try to stay out of it as much as possible. When she tries to talk trash to you, should should tell her you're busy and can't talk right now or insist that you don't want to talk bad about the boss and tell her to politely leave. As far as sleeping on the couch, that doesn't involve you. Stay out of it as much as possible.

Answer 4

Wow!!! Are my eyes bleeding? Do you ramble like this in real life?

I went back and read your thing twice, thinking there must be a point in there somewhere and I was just missing it.

But I had to stop, I was getting motion sickness.

In answer to your brilliant question: "huh?"