OMG?! What Do I Do? HELP?

Question

My pet frog, Fleebe, Has Gone And My Friends, Rhiannon & Hollie, Saw Him At The Pond Today With His Boyfriend, Who is A Russian Spy. I Want Him Back, How Can I Kill his Boyfriend Without Hurting Fleebe? :(

Answer 1

Uh ..

What the ?

Answer 2

Do you have trouble in thinking up this rubbish to post or does it come naturally - I mean, g*y frogs indeed.

Next you'll be asking how to get out of tin boxes.

By the way, to kill his friend you'll need some of that stuff the Russians used to get rid of that bloke in the cafe. Ask his boyfriend for some and then secretly feed it back to him.

You see - I can write rubbish too, but it WAS an answer.

Answer 3

use a trap and a bait to get the boyfriend. maybe by playing a game of russian roulette as he is a ruissan spy. and rigg it so he gets shot. and make sure fleebe doesn't play so you have your pet frog back...

LMAO.

Answer 4

what

Answer 5

Sorry to be the one to have to tell you, he's croaked!!

Answer 6

dont know sorry,who is a Russion spy?

Answer 7

Pity you had`nt gone with Fleebe.Then we would`nt have to read such c**p.

Answer 8

How very childish

Answer 9

what? you have a g*y frog?

Answer 10

:o Don't hurt the Russian Spy!!

I think you should capture him, make him spill his guts about everything he learnt from being a spy.. then sell it to the newspapers make LOADS of money and keep him as a pet with Fleebe =)

Answer 11

i dont understand what you mean?

Answer 12

O.k...So your pet is a guy and has a boyfriend?? And "Fleebe's" Boyfriend is a russian spy? O.k...I say your really going out of your head..But if you want to kill the russian boyfriend...(Who is a frog???)

All I can think of is go frog hunting! But first find Flebbe and his boyfriend..Catch flebbe and put him in a box or something...Then get a fork..And kill the boyfriend...(Which is a frog!???!)

Answer 13

Some psychiatric drugs might help you sort this out , unless it was drugs of course that started this....then perhaps detox.  Frog Protective Services will find a foster home for Fleebe while you sort it out....

*Smile*

Alley

Answer 14

WHAT???!!!

Answer 15

You really should stay off the drugs for a while

Answer 16

u dont have to kill the other frog, just catch both and move them to your pond>>or whatever it is, and try to make them have peace there. If that doesnt work, catch the boyfriend(the Russian Spy) and put him in a pond miles away, but the downside of that is u will make Fleebe sad.

But the question is do u love Fleebe enough, to let her be happy?

Hope that Helps

♥ Bella ♥