OMG it's another of my freaky decks! Onegai! X3 Spamers and flamers are reported!?

Question

I remember like it was the day before yesterday.. Wait.. It was! X3 I was surfing eBay looking for random cards and miscellaneous junk, when I ran across something that really caught my eye. A lone copy of Royal Firestorm Guards, and the cogs began to turn! So after a couple hours of frantic rummaging through card boxes, I found it! My old volcanic deck, and my 3 royal firestorm guards! And so, I decided to retrofit it. But I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what would make it meta once again. And then I accidentally knocked over my Gadget Ops deck, and thus was spawned this seemingly crack induced idea..

Volcanic Oppression!

3 volcanic shell

3 volcanic rocket

3 royal firestorm guard

3 tenkabato shien

3 thestalos the firestorm monarch

3 vanity’s fiend

1 raiza the storm monarch

1 treeborn frog

1 snipe hunter

2 blaze accelerator

2 wildfire

2 foolish burial

1 lightning vortex

1 monster reborn

1 brain control

1 heavy storm

1 MST

3 Phoenix wing wind blast

3 royal oppression

1 torrential tribute

1 mirror force

X3 I know, I know. I’ve finally gone off the deep end, but I just cant help it! So ever body knows the drill, rate and comment if you like! I always appreciate my pier’s thoughts. And Spammers and Flamers will be reported Nyaa!

Answer 1

ogenki-desu-ka yoruichi-san!

while this does seem like a very crack-induced idea, i hardly think oppression would be worth it in a deck WITHOUT LaDD! over the course of time, and quite deliberately, i don't see why you shouldnt mess with your opponent with royal oppression, then drop a Light and Darkness to p**s them off, then after it dies, have them once more rape themselves with oppression, and we'll get back to your turn, and you can reborn or prema that old thestalos

so

-1 mst

-1 mirror

-3 vanity'd fiend

+2 raida

+1 trunade

+1 prema

+1 soul exchange

while this is an equally crazy idea, and will probably get a lot of criticism, but just the sound of it is lovely

Answer 2

perpare side deck against DD, cause vocanic deck(like a few others) depend on graveyard slightly above avarage.  I would also have 3 solar flare dragon in side deck just in case someone is running a tactic that counters volcanic well but does not work against burn.  I perfer dark monarch to storm, don't really sure y u running the storm...

over all, a pretty nice deck... one of the more unexpected decks.  would be fun to mess with lol