OMG this was SOO embaressing..........

Question

I was riding the bus with my mates

and I was being an idiot shouting out random things to people

on the street and waving to them and stuff.

Then there was this little old man mowing his lawn

and I shouted out to him, "COME MOW MY LAWN"

and my friends BURST out laughing!

and I'm like "what?"

and they're like "that sounded SOO dirty!"

woops!

any other dirty incidents like that happen to you?

for example, you slammed the door

and someone replies "dont bang the door so hard"

(haha)

or someones blowing their food cause its hot

and someone replies "stop blowing so hard"

etc...

Answer 1

haha..yesterday..after i got off work my freind txted me and says "whats up"  being the r****d i am i said "i just got off, now im just layin here"  as soon as i sent it i realized what i said.. talk about feeling dumb

Answer 2

One time at lunch, a friend of mine was eating some chicken. And steam was coming off it. So I practically shouted "That chicken's so hot! I can't believe you're putting it in your mouth!"

DX talk about mortifying. Everyone thought i was a beastializer.

Answer 3

my baby cousin was sitting on my lap and had one of those big, plastic screws and she poked me and i said "ow! stop s******g so hard!" and the whole room went silent.

Answer 4

lolz

once, i called my friend, then asked her what her number was.

once, i said to a person i had just met, "Jane, what was your name again?"

i have a very bad memory so embarrassing things happen quite often lol.

Answer 5

Well when i was in a shop with my mates, i was helping them count up there money and telling them what they could get, (they asked me) then i pointed to something, swinged my arm back, and hit a lad in the bals, it was so embarrising you would'nt belive lol.

Answer 6

that's so weird because my uncle was mowing the lawn outside the other say and he said some chick yelled at him out a bus and ever since he's been mowing the lawn every afternoon waiting for her to come back! that sucked for me!

Answer 7

not off the top off my head but FAR OUT THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!