Of course "the onion" is satirical. The point is that the election decision has already been made..its McCain

Question

The agenda of globalization will be met and the illusion of democracy will remain and all u suckers will still believe there is a democratic process. There is not. That tragedy is what 'The onion" is satirizing in this clip about Diebold releasing the results of the election early.

Answer 1

Actually Obama will probably be president, and I'm not one of his fans. You need to take The Onion less seriously. IT MADE THE STORY UP GET OVER YOURSELF YOU CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST JERK.

Answer 2

There is no link.  I happen to be someone who agrees with you, at least in theory.  The age of Democracy is over.  Yet, some of us are idealistic in that we keep hoping for a glimmer of hope somewhere out there...

The World ends when hope dies...