Of your favorite comedy movies, what do you like to quote?

Question

one if mine is Zoolander-"there's more to life than being really really good looking"

Answer 1

from beerfest willie nelsen, " my dad caught me masturbating and he said stop that or you'll go blind and i said hey dad im over here."

Don’t knock masturbation. It’s s*x with someone I love.

- Woody Allen as Alvy Singer, in “Annie Hall”

from supertroopers.." do i look like a cat boy? jumping from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?"

Answer 2

From The Devil Wears Prada:

Whenever someone does something really slow -

"By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me..."

Answer 3

Too many to count, lol.  Anything from Dumb & Dumber ("man, you are one pathetic loser"), Undercover Brother ("that would be some long division...long"-or any sentence with the word "long" in it), (this isn't a movie, but it works) The Office ("yaaaaash, that's what she said"), and of course, Zoolander ("i've got the black lung, pop *kaff*kaff," "eugoogley").  Let's see, Borat ("that [blank] is [blank] not, that [blank] is not [blank], very nice-a," etc, etc).  I'm a film major, so quoting movies is pretty much my life, lol.

Answer 4

What do I like to quote? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (long breathing sound).......................... WHAT EVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH!!! -- Napoleon Dynamite

"You are a sad, strange little man." -- Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

"Eagle powers, come to me!!!" Ignacio (or Nacho) from Nacho Libre.

"With great power, comes great responsibility." Benjamin Parker (A.K.A Uncle Ben) from about every freakin Spider-man movie, tv show, comic book, or even parody of Spider-man ever made.

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That is why they call it "Present"." The weird turtle guy from Kung Fu Panda

"Lovely weather we are having..." and "Do you know what we do to prisoners who don't cooperate? We hook them up to... the box." French police detective Jacques Clouseau from The Pink Panther

Oh, and so much more...