Off to Las Vegas...

Question

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!

Answer 1

made me lol! good one :)

Answer 2

lol i didn't get it at first bt now i get it...he only thinks she'll do it twice a year lol!!! star for making me think a little...

Answer 3

heard it before but still funny

Answer 4

lol nice one.

Answer 5

hahahah hahahah

good joke

i want some more

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Answer 7

lol...at first I didn't understand by what he meant by $800 a year cuz there r 365 days in a year...but now I get it.

Answer 8

bloody h**l some people are just stupid!

$800 because he only gets it twice a year!

Answer 9

HAHAHA...good one :)

Answer 10

I think I understand but not one giggle came out of me. I don't get it.

Answer 11

very cute! lol star!

Answer 12

good one