Office is dull, dull, dull - any ideas on how to shake things up and breathe some life back into the place?

Question

Look at all the drones in cubes today. Type, type, type...shuffle paper shuffle. Yaaaaaaawwwwn. I want something funny to happen. I want everyone to fly off their seats and roar with laughter. I want life to slam through here like a 5 star tornado. Any suggestions?

Answer 1

watch "The Office" on tbs or whatever channel. It will probably give you some good ideas. That show is freakin' hilarious!! =]]

Answer 2

how about changing the muzac to a 50's channel

Answer 3

Take a dump on the floor in the empty cubical next to your boss.  I guarantee that would get people talking.  "Who did that?"  "Ewww, gross!"  ha ha ha

Answer 4

Just don't do what I did once. I used to work in a reaaaaaly boring office. So we'd have rubber band fights.  One day, a girl did this nyah nyah thing at me, so I flinged a rubber band, and it hit the CFO square in the rump!  He jumped up so fast...and EVERYONE was like, we're not saying nothing.  Thank God he never figured out it was me who was the culprit, but we sure learned our lesson.

a more sensible idea...

What about planning a special get together for a lunch hour?

Answer 5

Walk or run thru the office naked. It's done at soccer games, so why not in the office?

Answer 6

Become the Bridgett Jones in your office, instead of like the rest of the sheep there. It might start a trend among your co-workers.  

Answer 7

Start laughing to your self.Works for me.

Answer 8

Wow, I love the "slam through here like a 5 star tornado" although it puts a lot of pressure on me.  How about making a dress out of post its and walking around like its fine?  Or call a singing telegram in.

Answer 9

I don't blame you!!! I feel trapped in offices like that! I would put little candy bars on my cubicle edges for people to take...I would scatter confetti all over someone's desk and leave a card "happy unbirthday'!

Answer 10

Go to work naked.