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Officially the best blond joke ever!?

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . . . . . ..

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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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  1. is the bf the dumb one? or the girl thot it was a jigsaw puzzle


  2. Good joke

  3. nope, not the best

  4. haha that is funny

  5. interesting lol, :))

  6. yeah i didn't have to finish reading the joke when you said it was a rooster on the box, i heard this one before, not the best

  7. that is awesome did you come up with that yourself if u did you should be a comedian

  8. Real nice.

  9. Hi lol thats was funny, Ill have to tell my hubby that one !

  10. ..that is brilliant!!

  11. LOL!  Thats funny!  Here's you one...

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building,"

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The blond opened his lunch and said, "bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or Enchiladas! I didn't realise he hated burritos so much!"

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

    "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch."

  12. I don't get it maybe that's because I am a blonde........... oh well. I'm sure it would be an awesome joke if I could only understand it.........................................

  13. LOL Great one!!!  A star for you my friend!

  14. that .. was just awesome.

    i smirked.

  15. ohh wow lol haha nic! STAR!

  16. Her issue wasn't being blonde. Her issue was lack of medication... funny, funny!!!

  17. My Mom is blonde.  I know she'd like this one.

    I'll tell it to her slowly.

  18. haha.

    that is funny.

    have you also heard about the blond that walks in to a library and yells "can i have some cheesburgers?!!!" then the librarian tell her "mam! this is a library" and she wispers "ooooohhh...... so can i have some cheesbergers?"

  19. HAHAHA that's a great one.  I'm definitely using it in the future.

  20. yeah but it would be better if you replaced the girlfriend with george bush and the boyfriend wit d**k chaney

  21. hahahaha good one...

  22. OMG i stuff my bra aint that great! I wish that i was BALOWNDAY!(BLOND)

    yooo

    i love u kevin

    peeeace.love.jonass.dorner.wedesk.fati...

  23. Awsome!   I have heard it before but it brought it back to my memory...  THANKS!!!

  24. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So funny!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DiD U WRITE IT??????????????????????????????????????...

    (ten pts, plz?)

  25. Heard it a million times!

  26. ROTFL

  27. AMAZING! on my bebo profile now:P

    BRILLIANT!

  28. LMAO that was a good one :P

  29. Are you blond?????????

  30. even though it is offensive to blonde's it is quite funny.

  31. lol dat is so funny i was FOMCL

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