Oh Golly Molly! Have you heard this and do you have another one to share?

Question

It's so hot, the trees whistle to dogs, so the dogs will come over and p on their trunks!

You?

(((hugs)))

Answer 1

I'm not Molly but how about this

here's my contribution;

Bill Gates & MicroShaft in conjunction with Dell & HP are starting a new recycling initiative:

1> they are asking all the PC shops & recycle depots for all the P3 & P4 laptops that come in for disposal

2> and they are also asking anyone & everyone else that has a P3 or P4 Laptop to "Trade Up" to a new Vi$ta capable dual or quad core AMD or Intel PC

3 > They are taking all these old P3 & P4 laptops and;

a) refurbishing them with a brand new HD

b) installing the full MSO set

c) installing wireless networking card (for internet cafe etc.)

d) installing an air-card (for true wireless internet, anywhere there's cell service)

e) they're giving them away to the street people and to the shelters

f) and installed is a brand new activated copy of windows XP Homeless edition!!

hahahaha

cheers

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