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Oh my God, I am so freaked out, guess what happened to me this morning!?

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You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.

Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.

"Game over loser" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny ******!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."

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  1. It says "You Just Lost The Game!" Ha ha! I get it.  Cool. Well is this a true story or did you make this up because you're clever like me? If this really happened I'd be scared. He might come back.  Wounded foot and all.  Good story!  True or not.


  2. What game are you talking about? By the way, is this stry true or not? Because if it was true, then I would be really scared. Really cool though!

  3. So I lost the game, haven't you ever heard of a consolation prize?

  4. OH! You just lost the game!

  5. no i won the game- i always win =]

  6. Heehee!!! :D  I didn't know where you were going at first, nice one, though.

  7. wat game

  8. What game?  I never entered competition.

  9. good one! =)

  10. not bad, hahaha

  11. But....how did i lose?

  12. ROFL.

    That's pretty good, didn't expect that n_n

  13. nice.

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