Oh my god, I was just sitting here and what was on my knee?

Question

a friggin wasp! Hello I just pooped myself! Whats the biggest insect shock you have ever had?

Answer 1

I guess one is going to find the odd one just waking up and looking for somewhere to hang out.

That was very kind of you to not kill it and put it out the door.

Its probably buzzing its little way to my flaming house now!Thanks!!!

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Answer 2

Did you only not kill it because if you squashed it on your knee then it would have stung you, lol. Anyway my worst one was in cornwall as kids and I went to grab a towel and there were two wasps getting jiggy with it, (yes in my own towel, the cheek of it), anyway I wanted to go swimming and grabbed the towel and got stung three times by the two little fcukers on that bit of skin in between your thumb and index finger, this may sound a bit melodramatic but my hand was numb for about a day. Ever since then I always check when I leave a towel at the side of the pool, that was 10 years ago and i'm still mentally scarred. Alex

Answer 3

A big spider crawled up my arm when I was in the middle of a scene in my university theatre class. One girl kept shouting from the "audience area" "Lisa! You've got a big spider on your arm!!!!:" But I just kept calm and never lost my concentration until my lines were finished. Then, I freaked out.

Answer 4

Those nasty tomato worms. They're green and have horns on their heads!

Answer 5

A wasp... where are you??? God i hope its not uk and the bu**ers are out already!

I once was in the middle east and i was away to jump into bed and came face to face with a flying cockroach - this thing was about the size of my hand and was stretched out on the headboard! It was so funny i screamed and it jumped!!!! I shouted to my man and he came and we sprayed it with hairspray and deodorant (shame) and then we picked it up with scissors and flushed it down the toilet. On the way back my partner said...that will be the best looking c*ck in town!!!!!! Exit the roache busters!!!!!!! lol

Oh great that means the little sh*ts will be in my garage again.....dont like going out there to do my washing in summer!!! I am like inspector Clauso when summer comes! And they always hide and pop out just when you think your safe!

So what did you do witht he wasp? ..... my hero ...your brave!!! Could not have done that!

Answer 6

lollolllol I havent laughed this much in ages still laughing,omg,sshh or I will waken my son  up lollollollol

Answer 7

An earwig In me bloody ear hole.....Well bad that was...  I'm still alive....lol...

Answer 8

Oh bloody h**l - I'd have leapt around the room screaming if that were me. Are those b*astards out already?

Last summer something enormous flew into my bedroom and just stayed on the wall. Dunno what it was, but it looked scary. Went and slept in the living room in the end (yeah, I'm a wuss).

In the morning, it had gone.

Answer 9

there i was idly flicking through the phone book talking on the phone to my friend when i flicked to a random page to be confronted by the biggest spider i ever saw! the phone went flying the phone book went flying as i jumped up and did a mad little dance which consisted of jogging in circles on my tip toes! all while screaming like never before! it was horrendous!

Answer 10

When I was 13, I woke up and didnt even put my glasses on. I poured myself a bowl of cereal and started eating it. When I was halfway through, my mom came in and said whats that in your bowl? The cereal was filled with hundreds of ants.

I now put on my glasses before I eat.

Answer 11

a great big bloody beetle in my trainers!!! i felt something tickle my toe ,took my trainer off and there was a great big black beetle,i opened the door and threw my trainer down the street ,much to the amusement of my kids and neighbours,i always shake my footwear before i put it on now