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Oh! no, not another Blonde joke?

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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just c rap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

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Groan,Old but still funny.
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Although I am a blond, that was funny. LOL!
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heard it all before!
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How often? I don't get it and i'm blond too?????
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Haha i love it :) Have a star :)
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Ha ha ha.!!!

Good one.!!!

Cheers.!!
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That's funny, but I think Just Engaged's is funnier.
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You're allowed to say c**p, and it's ever so funny, nice one...!
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HAHAHAHA!!    .....  Can You just Imagine?!   .....  hehehe  .....

Hilarious!  LOL.

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i have one! I'm not sure its any better though.

"How do you get a blonde to jump in a pool?"

"Tape a mirror to the the botom."
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hahahahahahhahah....no...srry not funny.
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LOL
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haha!

i like that ;)

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

xx
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Lol funny
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Behave GB Blondes are not allowed to purchase BMs.
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