Oh the humanity!!!?

Question

Just when everything was going my way, out came the cloud from under my feet, then i came crahing back to reality.

Why do my ninja skills fail me? I try so hard to be a great ninja like Haru, but i just can't seem to find my inner ninja. Does anyone have any suggestions? Anything would help, otherwise i'm going to have to give up my ninja skills for a firearm which basicly gives me the advantage over any evil ninja i face. But i'd really like to use ninja skills to destroy someone, not a firearm like every other average Joe.

Thanks for any advice

WHAAAAYAAAH

Answer 1

Listen, this is what you must do my young dung-beatle. First off, go to the eighth story of the tallest building in your immediate area. Here you'll find a man known as "The One Who Consumes Dwarves"; don't judge him by the way he acts, he may inhale you. At any rate, through him you'll learn EVERYTHING there is to know in order to master the art of baking and thus avoid the need to take a high-school level economics course. Once you coplete a journey of self-discovery, venture to your local Tim Horton's to pick up a triple-glazed croissant and eat carefully, reminiscing on the tumultuous life you've faced in the past. Most importantly, never get discouraged from your overall quest, remembering that the ability to concoct political speaches will one day come in handy. Cherrio!