Oi! Do you fink Duke Of Marmalade is a certainty tomorrow at Ascot?

Question

I'VE JUST PUT A MILLION SQUID ON HIM!

He'll win doing handsprings!

(Luverly)

Answer 1

As the saying goes "The only sure winner is the bookie"

My friend, a RETIRED bookie told me, the best thing to do is keep your money in your pocket ! This fella worked hard all his life, he retired a very wealthy man aged 40. 'Nuff said ?

Answer 2

Could we split the winnings?? I really need money to go out tomorrow...(and I need even more for university...I smell a gap year full of fulltime employment ahead of me...)

Answer 3

in a sport as wholly corrupt as horse racing nothing is a certainty

i lied

its a certainty that bookies win

Answer 4

I rather think it might be Dr Dipstick!

Answer 5

probably will - but one thing to consider:

the horse has never run over the distance before

i'm on youmzain (each-way of course) - remember him finishing second to yeats in the prix de l'arc de triomphe - run over the same distance as tomorrows race and like ascot, longchamp is a left handed course!!!!

come on channon

Answer 6

They all get beat sometime.   Hope you`ve taken the 5/4.   He`ll get shorter.

Answer 7

I love Duke of Marmalade but somehow think he may be tapped for toe tomorrow against Youmzain and my selection Lucarno.

Hope you put £500,000 squid each way because I think he's going to be second.

Answer 8

Macarthur...MONSTER!MONSTER!MONSTER!

And after my quid e/w on the 200/1 Mr Burton on Friday I'll have a little on Red Rock Canyon too.

I await my ten points!