Ok, following on from a previos q (yes i know i spelled it rong)?

Question

I opened the corked bottle but no smoke?????

so is there only smoke with a s***w????

i'm confused.

am I a genie....

if i am what are your 3 wishes, if you wake up in the morning and they is granted then a thank you is all I need, dunno how this all works, but i'll do my best.

Answer 1

i think maybe you should put the cork back on the bottle and go to bed! :)

Answer 2

An Irishman found a magic lantern, gave it a rub and out

popped a genie. " You have just 2 wishes." The man thought and then said " I want a bottle of Guinness that never empties"  The bottle suddenly appeared and the man drank from it and immediately the bottle refilled itself. The genie said "You have one more wish" The man thought again for a while and said " That's marvellous can I have another just like that"

Answer 3

You can rub me anytime STUUUUUUUD!!

Answer 4

ooh stop messing about, give me well you said i have three wishes,

1st get me my contacts back

2nd 10points

3rd more of your funny questions, you do make me laugh ha ha ha ha now genie get to worklolx

Answer 5

All I know is that when I get to the bottom of a second bottle I make no sense and rant about things that I really shouldnt rant about on a public forum.

You have been warned

Answer 6

lol Studs

simple wish - make our mutal friend as happy as she can be. You're allowed to enjoy it too :)

Answer 7

You have to rub it real hard for it to work.

Now sod the 10 points give me a wish

Answer 8

Just drink it then it won't really matter any more

Can I have the other wish..It will still leave you one