Ok, our senior quotes are due tomorrow! HELP!?

Question

i need somethign funny. i got voted most changed for the yearbook thing. i was going to make it a quote from donnie darko or tommy boy or waynes world or something..but i'm afraid that would go over peoples heads. i have it as "the higher the hair, the closer to heaven" right now, but i kinda want to change it. any suggestions?

Answer 1

George Foreman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

Proverb

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.

http://www.basicjokes.com/dquotes.php?ci...

http://quotations.about.com/od/holidaysa...

Answer 2

it's not actually funny.. but here goes...

"Friends together, Now apart, Once together we grew, we shared, we loved. Now we bid ourselves farewell coz life as we know it is about to end.. good life, good love, good luck.. Seniors signing off.."

Answer 3

The higher the heels, the closer to your dreams(or heaven or something)

Answer 4

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”--Mark Twain

Answer 5

I collect smart remarks. Maybe one of these will fit for you.

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

I know what the world needs now....more chocolate.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand.

I've always wanted to be a procrastinator, I hope I get around to it.

Never start a vast project with a half-vast idea.

Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!  Except that one where you're naked in class.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried.

If ignorance is bliss, I must be orgasmic.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

NEVER SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON.

People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know HOW to shop.

Money isn't everything, but it  keeps me in touch with my folks.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES; Use Birth Control.

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

(If you can read this you have too much education)

All true wisdom is found on t-shirts.