Ok, so I took a p**s this morning?

Question

And it burned like h**l. I looked it up and apparently I either have chlamydia or UTI. It can't be the clap because I'm not sexually active, and I seem to only have one of the many symptoms for a UTI. I've only peed once since then but it wasn't as much as before so I couldn't really tell if it burned or not.

Could a change in my diet have something to do with this? I normally drink water all day everyday, but the past couple of days I have been cheating. I know I had a few sodas for the first time in months, along with orange juice, chocolate milk, and a Cherry Limeade Tea. I also had a bunch load of mini Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins.

Think it could be my horrible decision for food and beverages yesterday?

Answer 1

It sounds like cystitis (??? spelling) to me. You can buy a pessary and cream 'over the 'counter' for this. You are also supposed to drink plenty of water to dilute your urine. If its dark you need to drink more. Good luck, ive had this and its horribly painful.

Answer 2

It's because you're a sinner. God is punishing you for not blessing the Earth with your bossom. Heed his warning. Let loose and give the Earth a golden shower. You will be forgiven for your trespasses, heathen.

Answer 3

This happened to one of my friends last year. We couldn't figure out what was wrong, and we were about to take her to the gyno, but her doctor found it was a UTI from excessive s*x. Since this is not your case, it mostly likely is a UTI, as you aren't sexually active. A UTI is caused by bacteria in the urine that infects the UT. It can be caused by any number of common things. They're usually cured by some simple antibiotics.

Answer 4

Acidic beverages aren't the best for your urinary tract. Stick to water as much as possible. :) That'll help.

Answer 5

ok I'm a nurse if you haven't been sexually active lately [but of course you can still have an STD that hasn't been treated} but it most likely a uti and all uti needs to be treated with an antibiotic ,it will be very hard to get it to go away completely without an antibiotic plus it can lead to a kidney infection so the best bet is to see your Dr.

Answer 6

You NEED to see a doctor. No way around it! If it is a UTI then you NEED antibiotics!

Answer 7

It's obvious.

You contracted the clap from a toilet seat, which was intensified by the combination of Poppy Seed, Limeade, and Orange Juice. When the three mixed they combusted somewhere between your stomach and p***s, releasing pain molecules into your p**s.  

Answer 8

A bladder infection?