Ok, this is my 2nd try... I need a funny/sarcastic name for my first boat, it is a new 07 Bayliner 175BR?

Question

Ok, this is my 2nd try... I need a funny/sarcastic name for my first boat, it is a new 07 Bayliner 175BR?

Answer 1

Ok, take the drain plug out of it, and call it the "Wetasse".

Answer 2

"My second try", "DunnowhereamI", "All I c is water", "Look ma, no compass"

Answer 3

Using it to fish at all?  "Happy Hooker".  Dreaming of a bigger boat?  "Naughty Nuff" (not enough)

Answer 4

My favorite from B-17 nose art books: Miassis Dragon.The B-17 sits on a tail wheel,but the same principle applies to a stern-drive boat. If it was my boat it would be something more dignified,like Sea gypsy,Das Boot("The Boat" in German,loved the movie!) or named for geographical place names or famous sailors.i.e Captain Edward L. Beach,1st trip around the world submerged,famous ships-Essex,Enterprise,Triton,Nautilus and Monitor.Others I thought of :H2OhOh,Aquarius-The Water bearer,Sea sprite,Naiad,Persephone,Odysseus,and Calliope.

Answer 5

Aquaholic

Answer 6

4 PLAY

it is clean if you want it to be or dirty it is all how you interpret it

Answer 7

How about that old joke - call it the "Fukawii"

Then when you're lost, you can say, "we're the fukawii" (where the f** are we).

You can play with the spelling, but you get the idea.

If the language bothers you, you can say hekawii - same joke but cleaner (but not as funny)

Answer 8

"carpe cereves", (sieze the beer)

"time out"

"paycheck"

"sucks ta b u"

"sorry kids"

"no money

Answer 9

My Mistress

The other Woman

My Childs Inheritence

No College Fund

Money Pit

Miss Take

Answer 10

"FLATUS"-  Latin term meaning blowing wind.

Answer 11

BINLINER

Answer 12

"Do you want more?"