Ok, we all know that lil kids say hilarious things, whats the funniest thing you've ever heard one say?

Question

ok, litle kids say really hilarious stuff, like my brothers friend was in choir in the 7th grade and he was in his choir dress type thing right and riding his bike to the choir hall, and a little kids walked by with his mom and pointed and "hey mommy, look angels ride bikes!!" omg it was adorable! whats the cutest thing you've ever heard a little kid say?~?~?

Answer 1

ok so when my cousin was 2 it was fouth of july and instead of saying fire crackers he said fuc* crackers

Answer 2

aaaaawe thats soooo cuteeee.

When i was a kid, my mom was driving behind a bus that said "carrying school children."  i LOOKed at my mom and said "ma, why are all the children crying, why are they sad?"

thats my OWN cute moment, I look back and LAUGH so hard

Answer 3

4 yr old to his mom half way finished straightening her hair- "mommy!!! your hair looks horrible!!"

Answer 4

My friends daughter use to say look mummy its a pig when ever she saw a policeman because her mum use to say it all the time as she had no respect for authority, & then she taught her daughter more recently her rhyme for them: I smell bacon, I smell pork, Run Mr Piggy, I have a fork. Now every time her 7 yr old see's a policeman she sings the rhyme.

Answer 5

OK i got two from my daughter and son. My daughters is gross and she said this the other day. " I pick my nose, my bergers taste good" GROSS!!!!! I'm still gagging from that one.

And then my son said one day when he was walking to the bathroom "mommy, my pee pees really big!" I laughed so hard I almost cried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK_ahnBvl...

Answer 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cq_7RTrJ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9yAkBSrM...

Check this out, freaking hilarious!

Answer 7

in the supermarket, in the frozen isle.

dad, can we have one of the b*****d chickens please?

i beg your pardon!

can we have one of those b*****d chickens, over there, for dinner tomorrow?

oh, a BASTED chicken!...

Answer 8

My gf's little sister always "bow chicka wah wah" like all the time!

Answer 9

My brother's girlfriend's 3 year old son was biting me and my brother's girlfriend told him to stop and he said," No betch."

It's funny because he said it like a highschool cheerleader or something.

Answer 10

We had a big family gathering at our house to see our newborn and I was breast feeding the baby while my four year old was telling everyone about farms because he was learning about them in preschool when his grandpa said "wow your smart you sure know alot about cows"   and my son said "well its cause I see mom pull out her utters all the time and feed baby brother"

Answer 11

What a great question!

My favorite is what my sister said when she was about 5 yrs old.  She was watching tv with our mom and there was an old clip of the Jackson 5 on the screen, and she asked "Which one's Jesse?"

Answer 12

When I was in Mississippi On vacation with my Grandma, (we were staying at her cousins house) And Her daughter had a 2 1/2 yr old son, and There was supposed to be a hurricane (sp) in Flordia, So she had more people at her house then just us, And one of the girls there had a 3wk old son, and she was changing his diaper on the couch, and the 2 1/2 yr old was like, HEY! What is that right there?? And she told him it was her sons peter, And the 2yr old screamed at the top of his lungs....MINE IS BIGGER!!! It was just the funniest thing! Kids are so funny!

When I was younger i wasent able to say words that had the..

TH, CH, TR, PH, Ect..So i was in Therapy for my speech.

Well I wasent able to say the word 'Truck' And I tried my hardest to say it, it just never worked, So when i said it it came out 'F*ck', And every time my sister seen a truck, she would look at me all excited and say Lily, Lily! What is that called?! And id get excited and start yelling a F*ck a F*ck!

My daughter is just starting to talk, im hoping we dont go though that with her! Lol.

My mom said it was terrible!

Lily

Answer 13

My son has had many of these candid moments. The most recents one though:

I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting dressed.

Son: "mommy you have a potato butt"

me: "well you have a watermelon butt"

son: "no I don't, I have a cracker butt"

also...

My son was play fighting with his dad.

Dad: " wanna fight little man?"

son: "no daddy, make love, NOT f**t"

haha

we were at a restauraunt and cracked up.

Answer 14

babysitter: okay paige, now the workbook says draw a triangle!

paige: *draws square*

babysitter: oops! try again!

paige: *draws square*

babysitter: triangles are like this *draws triangle*

paige: ohhh I KNOW T HOSE!! *draws square*

Answer 15

My boyfriend goes to the bathroom with the door open all the time. One day he was going and my son walked in and goes, "Wow! That's a big one!"

And the other day we were at the beach eating at Planet Hollywood and they have bathroom attendants. so my boyfriend takes my son to the bathroom to pee and he got really upset because my boyfriend wouldn't let him stand up to pee because he would pee ALL OVER himself. So he made him sit down. And my son looks at my boyfriend and goes, "Dad, i just wish i had a big pee-pee like yours." Cause my boyfriend can stand up and pee. He is so jealous but it's adorable!

Answer 16

My son age 3 would  f**t and say, "oops I did a bum-bum noise".

:)

Answer 17

It was terrible, but one of those things you have to laugh at. My sister was in an elevator when she was like 3 and saw an African American, and started singing "ice cream cone, ice cream cone, you look like a chocolate ice cream cone". It was pretty funny.

Also one time my cousin was in a talent show when she was 2, and got up on stage and screamed as loud as she could

"good night everyone!"

Answer 18

my cousins kid over heard my boyfriend speaking a different language while on the phone with his father he came inside and said "Shay is talking really weirdly!" and i said he's speaking a different language to his dad and he said "does he understand his dad?" and i was like, yeah he speaks the language and he just walked away shaking his head...he's 6 haha.

Answer 19

This is rude and outrageous, but my cousin's 4 year old daughter told my mother that she has a fat ***.  Makes me wonder where she's hearing things like that, and learning that its okay to say things like that to people.

Answer 20

1. Happy orange, 2.we were at church and the priest was talking and my 5 yr. old sister said did you here what god just said, 3. maybe yes maybe no.4.  we were at a store and the cashier turns and bends down and my lil sis says "wow, now thats a big bottom''!

Answer 21

My son who is 2 and a half found a barbie doll shoe in our very large backyard .. He brought it inside and came to me and asked ... "What happened to my shoe mama?" I laughed so hard and told everybody .. It was so darn cute!

Answer 22

I was with my stepmum and my dad and we were with my stepmums nephew. He said that she looked like someone who lived near him. Turns out this someone was a cat.

Answer 23

The greatest thing I've ever heard from a toddler was when I asked him why he colored all cows blue.  He told me because all cows are pretty and blue is a pretty color.  He went on to explain that all people are pretty and yellow is a pretty color and that's why he colors all people yellow.

Now when I think of that I look around at all of the diverse people in the world and smile, because they all look like a very pretty sunny yellow to me.  That was a very special gift from a very special three year old.

Answer 24

well this isnt my kid but it is my lil niece anywho she is potty trained now and after she goes poo poo in her potty she always dumps it into the big potty and flushes the toilet saying bye bye doodoo.it is the cutest and funniest thing.

Answer 25

Noah said his first sentence 2 days ago.  He's almost 19mths old.  He said, "I'll be right back" and walked out of the room.  He even had his finger up and out...I don't know if you can get the humor over the computer but it was quite funny!

Answer 26

my friends kid says : my friend Jake, (imaginary friend) lets me win at all the games we play............... but hide in seek

Answer 27

my son absolutly loves our dog and now when he sees a dog or some kind of furry four legged animal he barks (he 1year old) u just here woof woof woof until the dog goes away...or he calls the animial Thor (our dogs name)

also we have to tell my son to "SIT DOWN" in high chairs and one day he thought he would tell us to sit in a restaraunt and he yells very loud "SH*T, SH*T, SH*T" and points at our chair

Answer 28

my cousin when he was 5 was standing in a crowded area turns around and just yells "hey you big fat lady" to some big ft lady standing next to us.