Ok, with the economy in the toilet;why don't we all buy strong,seaworthy boats manned by our strongest men and

Question

women and become pirates in international water? Only kill when the defeated wont be our slaves... All in. Say oooohhh raaahhhh.

Answer 1

Oooohhh raaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I get to wear a cool pirate's hat? do I? do I?

Answer 2

How the h**l can we afford such boats...the inflation will have pushed up prices to extortionate levels...people will have been laid off from work....we may have to resort to cutting a few trees down and build oversize canoes. It wont hurt the environment, after all global warmings stuffed it. p****y by canoes!