Ok! I'm becoming a WWE wrestler and am in the middle of training? Keep farting! Wat to do?

Question

Yay! I am in my 8th month of training to become a WWE superstar now that it's August. I'm supposed to work on creating a gimmick this month. But along with that is some vicious a ss training. I can't stand some of the stuff they make you do and their mean as h**l, especially friggin Faarooq. I thought that guy would be nicer than anybody. He's constantly cursing me out. He really gets on my case (lol) for passing gas all the time when I perform. It's not my fault. All they give you out here to eat is cereal and cereal gives me gas so I'm always farting when I'm performing and it pisses Faarooq off. He slapped me yesterday and I still have a red mark. I was giving him a camel clutch and farted on his back. Anyway, I think it will all be worth it when I hit the Royal Rumble probably just to job in January of 2009 but how do I deal with my gas?

Answer 1

ur stupid as h**l dude.

Answer 2

IF CEREAL MAKES YOU f**t DONT EAT IT.

Answer 3

Is this an attempt to make us laugh?

Sorry dude, its failed. Try knock knock jokes they could work better than this c**p.

Answer 4

U should try to hold it in thats really the only thing I can think of you to do.

Answer 5

take some Gas pills it will help

Answer 6

LMFAO u f**t and faarooq slapped you lol

Answer 7

d**n.