Ok. So Virgin trains are for - their namesake, and what are....?

Question

National 'Express' Coaches for....?

This has me really curious (go on, assume I'm foreign) about it!

[ All serious answers will be automatically DELETED and the writer tracked and hunted down. Ta. ]

Answer 1

express by holiday inn folk(cheap n cheerless)

express checkout girls

Ex press journalists who now work as the above

Ex formula 1 drivers as most Nationa Express coach drivers, drive like they formula 1 drivers on an away day.

Vision Express workers(who could give free eye test to the drivers who cannot read their speedometers)

Answer 2

What is the speed of dark

Answer 3

The English Football team.

Answer 4

I like your Virgin trains one - I dont use them (I dont like travelling on anything that doesnt go all the way!! - sorry thats an old one)

national express is for former journalists....

I dont use trains long distance cos flying is now cheaper and fast so how about this one....

Whats Easyjet for?????

Answer 5

Having a p**s on, on your way to London

Answer 6

Why is Thomas a tank? And does the Scotsman really Fly?

Answer 7

FOR ESPRESSO COFFEE GROWER'S TO DELIVER THEIR GOOD'S

Answer 8

national express got there name becuase of there first service which was an express service to london from glasgow hence the name national not ' local  express'.

Answer 9

Pizza Express deliveries

Answer 10

I am not a Virgin, and I was denied carriage last week, this was very embarassing. I also saw a girl who I know is a right slapper boarding, so how did that happen....special treats for the guard I think

Answer 11

ich habe nicht verstande

Answer 12

Those would be for we males, most of whom like to get to where they're going in as short a time as possible.  It's like driving a top fuel dragster in the NHRA.  You only have to be good at it for 4.5 seconds.

Answer 13

Sorry mate  serious answer here but Branson is a Brit and it is the Brit sense of humour,

Virgin = F***ed

Express = Slow

GNER (Great North Eastern Railway) = C*** NER

First Great Western, well Western but hardly Great or First choice

The old excursion trains on the S+D ( Somerset and Dorset or more acurately Slow and Dirty) from Bath to Bournemouth were Bournemouth Rapides, which were hauled by an overloaded goods engine.

Easyjet is almost impossibe to get on acording to the telly

Now the Scots are different,  

The Highland Railway actually served the highlands

Stagecoach is clearly a bunch of cowboys and, Gloagtrotter an earlier attempt by Ann Gloag etc neither descripive or funny.

I always thought Arthur Daley's Companies from "Minder "were great, "Island Villas" gives a real feel for the ethos of the company until you add (Hayling) as Arthur did.

Sorry to be boring