Ok am going to bed: But Christians what would be a good chapter to read before going to sleep?

Question

A chapter from the bible?

As some of you already know am a atheist in real life.....no chuch and I don't believe in santa and all that doo hickie. Just in God and Jesus and that mary had beautiful jet black hair.

But what would you like for me to read before bed?

-A young atheist

Answer 1

Proverbs 31.

The virtuous woman. (starts at verse 10.)

See what God wants for you.

Answer 2

Leviticus is my favorite.

Plenty of rape, murder, and bat-**** insane c**p to put you right to sleep.

Answer 3

i`d recommend Ephesians 5. Read that chapter and take what it says to heart.

Answer 4

Why don't you give other Holy Books a Chance? ;)

Try 'The Cave': Surah Al-Kahf: (Chapter 18)

http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/quran/1...

(Heh realized the first link to the text alone didn't work sorry, its changed now)

Or to read and hear the recitation ( It can make all the difference)

Visit http://www.quranexplorer.com/

Answer 5

Revelations  sure to give you nightmares.

I like to bake Angel food cake not because of the name but because it low in calories and no fat. Well no fat until I put all that frosting on it.

Good night Young Lady .

God Bless

Answer 6

I can't believe I'm still awake.  I was up like 20 hours ago.

Answer 7

Well I don't know exactly what cake has to do with anything....but you should read Psalm 62. I like reading Psalm and Proverbs because they have a lot of meaning, and I can relate a lot of it to my life.

Answer 8

How about Revelation?

Rev.6

...

[7] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

[8] And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and h**l followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

[9] And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:

[10] And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

[11] And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

[12] And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

[13] And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.

[14] And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

[15] And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;

[16] And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

[17] For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

Just to ensure some vvivid nightmares for an otherwise uneventful night. LOL

Answer 9

John 9

Answer 10

Not a good idea to read or pray at 'the f*g-end' of the day.

Answer 11

read  John  3

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...

I make scones  or small cakes  not that that has  any thing to do with faith.

my faverit is  psalm 21  

Psalm 21

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1 O LORD, the king rejoices in your strength.

       How great is his joy in the victories you give!

2 You have granted him the desire of his heart

       and have not withheld the request of his lips.

       Selah

3 You welcomed him with rich blessings

       and placed a crown of pure gold on his head.

4 He asked you for life, and you gave it to him—

       length of days, for ever and ever.

5 Through the victories you gave, his glory is great;

       you have bestowed on him splendor and majesty.

6 Surely you have granted him eternal blessings

       and made him glad with the joy of your presence.

7 For the king trusts in the LORD;

       through the unfailing love of the Most High

       he will not be shaken.

8 Your hand will lay hold on all your enemies;

       your right hand will seize your foes.

9 At the time of your appearing

       you will make them like a fiery furnace.

       In his wrath the LORD will swallow them up,

       and his fire will consume them.

10 You will destroy their descendants from the earth,

       their posterity from mankind.

11 Though they plot evil against you

       and devise wicked schemes, they cannot succeed;

12 for you will make them turn their backs

       when you aim at them with drawn bow.

13 Be exalted, O LORD, in your strength;

       we will sing and praise your might.

Answer 12

the Book of Matthew.. it's fast paced..

as for the oven question, I don't use ovens because I have an irrational fear that I will mess something up and the oven will explode...

don't judge :-)

Answer 13

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the w***e in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.

EDIT: Don't like to read about well-hung Egyptians? How about this one?

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.