Ok are these funny i have just received these by mail personally think they are not that funny do you agree ?

Question

Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?

A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?

A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

Q: How do you circumcize a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the chin.

A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill.

He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."

You know how to make hillbilly chicken soap?

You start by stealing a couple of chickens

Answer 1

Ha ha ha.!!!

Not bad thou mate.!!!

Cheers.!!

Answer 2

i agree with you entirely.they are not great :)

Answer 3

Agree. Not funny!

Answer 4

Not that great.

Answer 5

The First one is allright, rest arnt too funny

Answer 6

No not at all funny

Answer 7

A hillbilly couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.

Husband says " Oh for f*ck's sake stop crying, your still my sister"

Answer 8

Average but I've heard far worse....

Answer 9

They're old hat, i've heard them before. They're okay!

Answer 10

They are okay. The best was the how do you circumcize a hillbilly. It made me think for a second.