Ok be my News Source what is going on interesting in the world?

Question

Inquiry mind wants to know.

Answer 1

The planet has been taken over by alien engineered clones of Richard Simmons. They have banned all fast food restaurants and are forcing all young boys to wear pink spandex pants. Oh ya and I heard it was supposed to rain.

Answer 2

two young girls at different states and collages are killed and cars are put to blaze and one man is jailed  for one of the girls murdered ,some say its some kind of gang initiation but the m,o on the girls are the same and the man was black, is it a racial thing to take out smart up coming white girls or if things were reversed would Al sharpton have called it that to?

Answer 3

family guy is now on 6 days a week fyi.

Answer 4

I switched the car insurance for over 10,000 people today. :)