Ok guys what are yhe best chuck norris jokes u no

Question

need some awsome chuck norris jokes

Answer 1

http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tre...

Go to that site and slowly scroll down to the 16th frame.

It's not hysterical, but if you go too fast, you'll ruin the joke.

"Now they're the Islands "... lmao

Why doesn't Chuck Norris do knock-knock jokes?

'Cause after the first knock, the door's gone.

Answer 2

Chuck is sueing NBC for copyright in fringement because Law & Order are the names of his left and right fist.

When Chuck does a push-up he's actually pushing the world down.

Did you know there isn't a chin under Chuck's beard? It's another fist

Answer 3

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism

Answer 4

once upon a time a horse made chuck norris angry. So he round house kicked the horse. That horse is now known as the giraffe.

chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries.

chuck norris invented hamburger by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter

chuck norris doesn't need a weapon he is one

chuck norris uses pinecones for toiletpaper.

Answer 5

Before God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, go ahead and do that light thing!