Ok im not a fighter but i need to beat my bro up?

Question

i cant really punch him but i need to defend myself and hit him really good so he gets knocked out so any moves that could help me im fast on my feet. so any help i have no expeirence in martial arts but i need a really good easy move to just knock him off his feet or give him a black eye please help me.

Answer 1

COME ON MAN, YOU CANT GET HIM WHILE HES SLEEPING, THAT WOULD BE UNCOOL.....GET HIM WHILE HE IS ON THE CRAPPER!!!! KICK THE DOOR IN, AND START SWINGING!!! NOT ONLY IS IT FUNNY, BUT YOU'LL GET THE JOB DONE! BOOYEAH!

Answer 2

run up to him kick his knee as hard as u can then tackle him then get on top of him and put ur knees on his arms and since he wont be able 2 move right there pop him in the eye

Answer 3

Make sure you step into the middle of his legs with your left leg wrap it around the back of his left leg and keep moving forward when he falls you will be on top.Grab his shirt and give a lil push this will help him to fall backwards and keep you on top.

Answer 4

This family puts the "fun" in "dysfunctional"

Answer 5

Catch him while he's sleeping.  Use a baseball bat.  He'll never bug you again.

Answer 6

KICK HIM IN DAH BALLS =O lmaoo aim for 100 =P

Answer 7

just think of all the bad and horrible things he has done to you and do whaterver you have to

Answer 8

y do you have to beat up your brother?

dont beat him up just avoid him. u think beating him up will help you. what ever doesnt kill you makes you angrier. you beat the c**p out of someone they will come back.

Answer 9

Martial artists train so they will not have to fight -- so they can choose not to fight. It's all about self discipline.

If it's something between the two of you, can't you settle it a different way? Self defense is a last resort. Just something to think about.

Answer 10

Kinda hard to explain, but if you are fighting, and someone swings at you, move your wrist to force their swing off course, and then while they are open and unable to defend themselves, pop em in the face.

Answer 11

u can always kick him in da nuts, just do it really hard. he will go down in a heart beat. shoot i would rather get hit in da face den the nuts.  

Answer 12

grab his shirt

take your left foot

flex it so it makes a hook

trip his right leg while at the same time pushing him

he'll trip

when he falls grab his foot and twist it really really hard

Answer 13

walk up behind him, grab his shoulders with both arms.then forcefully pull him back towards you while "Kneeing" him in the lower back, either side will do.this attack will target the kidneys.with this blow done correctly it will temporarily stun him & he'll, fall.or u could just cup uour hands and slam them on his ears, he'll loose balance and fall.after that...jump and pound on him, hope this helps!!!!

Answer 14

Just walk by him like nothing is up and sucker punch the fool