Ok last lot of And that's how the fight started did you like them yes or no

Question

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....

And that's how the fight started..

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of

his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just

seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started...

.

Answer 1

hahaha, you really have a gift, have a star

Answer 2

Hahaha.....

Answer 3

Yeah I liked the second one. Joker.

Answer 4

First one is a nice satire.  Second one, I've heard before.  Shame, I thought my dad made it up.  Oh well...still funny.

But how does a dwarf drive without a booster seat?  I can barely drive without anything of the sort (I'm considering using a pillow)

Answer 5

Ha ha ha.!!!

They are funny mate.!!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers and thanks for the mail.!!

Answer 6

ha ha very in-politically correct, but very funny!

Answer 7

The second one is really funny :P

Answer 8

i dont getttit