Ok so i need sumthing cool th say on my answer machine?

Question

ITS FOR MY CELL PHONE

Answer 1

I did this on my dads phone "you have reached the office of x*x. He is currently on his yacht in the bahamas, but when he returns he will have his ppl contact your ppl for an appointment"

Answer 2

mine is like..

hey its mia leave me a message and ill call you back laterrr

just something simple with a kick at the and

it goes laterrrrrrr

Answer 3

my friend kind of made this up as she went along... "hey like wow, like i'm not here right now so leave a message after the beep totally like chow!" stupid but it works! :P

Answer 4

NICE ANSWER MINE :P

not.

Answer 5

This is funny:

You say "Hello" or hey whose this? or something (acting like ur talking to them)

then be like oh hi! watsup?

well just so turns out you reached my voicemail so leave a message. bye!

Answer 6

You have reached the Yahoo Answers security section, we're sorry we are unable to answer your question, please hang up and call back to the appropriate section.

BEEP

Answer 7

I know you called me, now tell me why...beep