Ok so i used my superkarate?!?!?

Question

as you all know i was challenged by someone to a street fight the other week and i warned him i could not use it because i know superkarate and have taken it for OVER 3 months but he didnt listen and i had to use it... he charged at me and i did a judo chop on his neck and he fell down immediately and wasnt moving so i ran away really fast.... what do you think will happen?

Answer 1

Super karate. That sounds like something from a 1980s video game. Whether or not you get in trouble will depend on how likely his parents are to take legal action against you.

Answer 2

This is obviously something you think is funny. I don't believe you.  Upon looking at your profile, I see that you have your questions and answers private.  Why is that exactly?

Answer 3

lol thats kinda funny...it took me quite a while for me to get to a red belt in karate...but im sry...theres just no way u could learn "super karate" in three months....unless ur the karate kid...*gasps*...young daniel son....lol.but its possible that u swung wildy and hit the dude in the neck....so i guess anythings possible.

Answer 4

man if this is true, nothin gonna happen, gud thang you ran away.....sheet ive gotten in hella fights and you dont see my *** in jail haha sheet im still mobbin it. so can you, but if a person like you with "Tae Kwon Doe" master c**p, man i would one, two yo *** faster than you could bow your sensei

Answer 5

who cares, he is a r****d to challenge a super karate master.

Answer 6

i admire ur tenacity for publicly humiliating urself on answers

Answer 7

Em dude/et...If you've taken Karate for over 3 months, you stink. To really knock someone out/ kill them you have to be at least...idk 2 years? I've been taking Tae Kwon do for about that long and I can just barely knock someone down. If this is actually true though, then you'll be sent to jail.

Answer 8

I agree with ksnake10, that does sound like something from a 1980's videogame. It's not a real martial art, and in a REAL martial art, you'd need to train for a  lot longer than 3 months to be able to KO someone. Even if someone challenges you to a street fight, you shouldn't do it. If you're caught you could get done for assault.

P.S. "Judo chop" is just as fake as "superkarate". It's only from Austin Powers movies.

Answer 9

I knew the dung smel was coming in from this post....whew !

Answer 10

I seriously think you either need to lay off the halucinegins or seek therapy for your mental condition.

OH yeah   STOP TROLLING

Answer 11

Hmmm how do I know what will happen next but you can teach me if you want and please include the Mr spock ( Star trek ) knockout move as I'd love to learn it,but if your dreaming then wake up now it's time to get up lol :)***

Answer 12

Austin Powers? Is that you? Lay off the brownies dude! Your neighbor's mighty p1ssed coz some r****d thrashed his lifesized cardboard cutout of Britney and left it in pieces! Oh! Behaaave!!

Answer 13

hahahahahahahah! you really gave me a good laugh.

Answer 14

what will happen???

Your mom will wake you up for breakfast because it's all a dream.

A Judo Chop??? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

I don't know why I'm explaining this but... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A JUDO CHOP!!!