Ok so you wake up and look outside and BOOM zombie invasion, how would you deal with the situation?

Question

I would freak out and hop into the nearest pick-up truck toss as much stuff as i could into back as i could with out being noticed and head for the hills or some secluded island somewhere.

Answer 1

Load up on ammo, go to a secure place that is high up, has very few windows and entrances, and hopefully stocked up on food, and do some target practice.

Answer 2

I would bust open my cupboard and garage and get all I could to defend myself and then attack with a bit of Queen going on in the background and having a cornetto handy.

I'd also say to them "why don't you just eat each other?" though he'd probably just say "dude that's gross" and hed have a point.

Answer 3

Every-time I wake up in the morning I hit the snooze alarm... so I guess I would go back to sleep....

Answer 4

I don't know.. I guess I would gather my child and go into the basement.. but are you serious ?

Answer 5

I would chant

hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare

hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare

and

Jai NARASIMGHADEV!!

Answer 6

I would laugh at those fools who thought it silly to build a completely self contained unit that is hermetically sealed with a hydroponics bay for fresh fruit, dehydrated food, 1600 tons of fresh water and a water recycler.

I wonder if the 16 ft Bay window on the ground floor was a good.....

*CRASH*

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Answer 7

just behave like one of them

Answer 8

I am prepared for a zombie attack

join this yahoo group for good ideas on how to live through a zombie attack.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Apocalypse...

and / or read

the zombie survival guide

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Gu...

Answer 9

Why?  I hear that zombie women are *fantastic* in bed.  And you'd run away?  Why?  Are you g*y or something?

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Answer 10

Set a large fire. Then get into a truck with several objects that can easily bring about dismemberment. Drive away from the fire, and any zombies in the way, I'd dismember.

Only two ways to stop zombies, burning and dismemberment.

Answer 11

hmm theres a book about it...its like a guidline of what to do if zombies attack...i cant think of what it is...but i guess it all makes sense...last year my friends talked about it a lot and gave it to an english teacher that had a sense of humor and he actually liked it

Answer 12

well your pretty ****** the government aren't going to go looking for all those that  survived  they would only take the few they need so you would be screwed so me id think **** it and kill my self i ain't being no zombie

Answer 13

I honestly do not know, but I too have wondered about this sort of scary situation.

Answer 14

The way I see it, there are two options.

1) Cut off your own hand, replace it with a chainsaw and use the chainsaw to cut off the end of your shotgun. (the shotgun should be the type in movies with infinite shots and no reloading nessessary) Presto! You are the ultimate zombie a-- kicker.

2) Get on your knees and start praying.

I dont think I know how to hook up the chainsaw to my severed hand, and I dont own a shotgun with infinite shots. so I would take option 2.

Answer 15

I'd wait for the alarm clock to wake me up cuz I'd know I was dreaming.

Answer 16

Rewrite the situation to have the 'ending' that would be more plausible for me to accept . . .

Answer 17

I would teach them to dance to "Thriller".

Answer 18

Decide it's time to switch my medication & go back to bed.

Answer 19

nuke em

Answer 20

If you can't beat 'em... join 'em.  I kinda like the taste of brains anyway.