Ok there's this kid that always calls me a poser witch im not?

Question

i need to no some good comebacks if u no any plz tell me thx

Answer 1

hah theres classic shut up or you would know doing th ebest at it i've ever seen  

Answer 2

Ask him/her if they have a life, cause you feel like they don't.  If they did have a life they wouldn't have time to make remarks about you. Besides that who are they to judge you anyhow.  Ask them what makes them think they are a judge, do they have a degree in this poser field?

Answer 3

"If I was a poser I'd be you."

Answer 4

takes one to spot one

Answer 5

If the kid that calls you a poseur witch dresses in a gangster-ish sort of way, call him back a wangster.