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Ok which joke is funniest ?

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An old couple was watching TV one evening, and the husband got up to go to the kitchen. His wife told him to get her some iced tea, and knowing that the years had taken their toll on his memory, she told him to write it down.

"I can remember iced tea," he protested.

"But I want sugar in my tea too," she told him, "so write it down."

He told her he could remember iced tea with sugar.

"I want a slice of lemon too." she said, "Just write it down."

He left the room grumbling to himself. A few minutes later he came back with a plate full of mashed potatoes for her.

"Now look what you've done!" she yelled at him, "You forgot my gravy!"

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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  1. Haha, The Second One is the better one. They are both very simple and g-rated...and soo none of them are HILARIOUS....but they are cute.  


  2. the second one lol  

  3. the second one was hilarious!!!!!

  4. You get a Gold Star for the 2nd one. LMAO

  5. they're both cute but the second is my favorite.

  6. They are not that funny...but the second one is better.

  7. Was going to make snide remark about first one but forgot what i was going to say. Second is older than your underwear lol.  Still enjoyed them . Thanks.

  8. Lol there both funny I can't really chose

  9. They're both funny, but I think the second one is hilarious!

  10. First one's funny but a little confusing. I like the second one, really funny.

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