Ok who knows this one?

Question

this is part of a poem that i know but i dont know the rest

( one fine day in the middle of the night,

two dead men got up to fight,

one was blind the other couldent see,

so back to back they faest each other,

drew there swords and shot each other,)

anyone know it

Answer 1

i know the next part is

deaf policeman herd this noise

he got up up and shot the 2 boys

my mom told it to me when i was little but i dont remember......

Answer 2

Yeah, heard a version years ago but don't remember anything more than the bit you posted.  It went like this:

Early one morning, late at night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back, they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot one another

Same thing only a bit different.

Here's a bit more from the link:

One fine day in the middle of the night.

Two dead men got up to fight.

A blind man came to see fair play,

A dumb man came to shout "Hooray !"

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

Another:

Late last night in the middle of the day

Two dead boys came out to play

Back to back the faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

Two deaf policemen heard the noise

Came to shoot the two dead boys

If you do not believe this lie is true

Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

And....

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see

So they chose a dummy for a referee

A blind man went to see fair play

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by

Kicked the blind man in the eye

Knocked him through a 9 inch wall

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to arrest the 2 dead boys

If you don't believe this story's true

Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!

Last one......

One fine day in the middle of the night" (Journal Versions)

1. One fine day in the middle of the night,

2. Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]

3. They lived on the corner, in the middle of the block,

4. On the second floor of a vacant lot.

5. One was blind and the other couldn't, see

6. So they chose a dummy for a referee.

7. A blind man went to see fair play,

8. A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

9. Back to back they faced each other,

10. Drew their swords and shot each other,

11. A deaf policeman heard the noise,

12. And came to arrest the two dead boys,

13. A paralysed donkey passing by,

14. Kicked the blind man in the eye,

15. Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

16. Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

17. A mute onlooker shrieked in fright

18. And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight

19. If you don't believe this story?s true,

20. Ask the blind man he saw it too!