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Okay, theists, quick scenario for here...?

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This is all just a scenario, nothing more, mind you.

So I am an atheist and you know it.

You want to convert me, but you can only say one sentence to me in order to do so.

What do you say?

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Let me l**k your wounds.
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*owl hoots*
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You'll get laid more often.
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that's funny, board game...

"Do you want to be a Christian; we'll give you cookies. :)"
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I got a can of tuna and a saucer of milk. Here kitteh, kitteh!
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"We have a good life insurance policy"

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"Please spay and neuter all your pets" - Bob Barker?
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Lifes gonna suck, your gonna constantly be worrying about going to h**l, and no premarital s*x. Hmmmmmmmmmmm sorry can't do it.
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YOU JUS GOT TO BELIEVE!
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Booby flash?
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*Waits for (sensible) answers*
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