Seriously, do I have some disease? I'll give you some examples:
1. When I brush my teeth in the morning, I brush it so good, that my teeth are white. I use the bathroom half an hour later and my teeth are yellow.
2. EVERY SINGLE TIME I EAT I look like I gained 3 pounds. If I don't eat for 6 hours it looks like I lost about 5 pounds, rinse and repeat for EVERY time I eat.
3. On some days where I barely eat and I do a ton of excersize, I actually GAIN weight. On days where I just watch TV and eat, I lose weight.
4. When I do push-ups, just doing 20 will make my man b***s look smaller, and if I don't do more push-ups in about 20 minutes, my body goes back to the way it was before I did those push ups.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????
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