Okay I know this may sound like a stupid question but.......?

Question

if you had to choose would you rather be attacked by a Shark or a Bear?

Answer 1

it really depends on the bear. a grizzly will lose interest if you play dead. a black bear is a scavanger and will like to eat you as you play dead. sharks like a lot of predators or mainly interested in meals that can not fight back. so if you do fight back against a shark it may let you go. none of witch sounds good to me. I do not like the idea of being eatin. So I would rather be attacked by a grizzly

Answer 2

with the shark and the bear, you're pretty much screwed, and you dont know what kind of diseases the stripper has, that is just three bad scenarios

Answer 3

I think a bear because if your being attacked by a shark youll proboly be underwater and youll also drown but iff attacked by a bear you can have a chance to run !!!

LOL..... argggggggg

Answer 4

the answer is, if you are yet to be eaten, your chances are better with the bear.  however, if it is sure that you are going to be eaten, you shoul dprefer the shark, as they would kill much more quickly, the loss of blood would render you unconsious in seconds, while bears, tend to eat thier prey alive. (remember the faking dead trick with bears?) They prefer it that way, and typically start with your entrails. So, whcih would you prefer?

Answer 5

bear, at least when you get mauled you dont get salt water in the wounds.

Answer 6

i would rather be attacked by a hot naked female stripper

Answer 7

bear. because if i shark attacked me i'd probably be drowning, while being eaten... with the bear i'd just be getting attacked and could maybe run. I'm not a fast swimmer. hah.

Answer 8

A bear.  With both you have a chance they will not eat you.  But since I do not swim well with a chunk missing from my leg I have a better chance of living with a bear.

Answer 9

bear

i might have a gun or i can play dead

Answer 10

bear. its easier to run away and hide from a bear than to swim away from a shark

Answer 11

bear

Answer 12

a shark. bears rip off ur face and keep comeing back at u, sharks take 1 bite then realize there mistake and leave................atleast thats wat i beleave

Answer 13

Yeah, I agree with the hot naked stripper

Answer 14

Shark.

If you kick it in the gills it'll let go... :P

Answer 15

Wow, how awful!  I guess a shark because they really don't think and just bite.  A bear might think about coming back to eat the rest of you.