Okay am i going nuts ..?

Question

I have had quite a xfile of a month there been many ups and downs .But the stranges thing happened this morning ,i was watching sky news when suddenly the news reader started talking to me about my life story so far ..Then to my astonishment avents that are going to happen to me in the future..It doesnt look good for me..do you think sky news are working with the goverment and are testing out some sort of time device signaling system, and that there could be hidden goverment cameras placed around my house..I am pretty f@cking worried ..

any one heard of this happening before ..i know i,m not mad ..

your thoughts please...

Answer 1

Yes, that will be true.

Sky have nothing better to do than get in cahoots with the Government and stalk you.

Hahaha.

Answer 2

Holy Cows !  Did they here what i was saying too ?

Just think if you are correct ? The implications are terrifying !!

I think you have to smoke less, because it is affecting you and

i am saying this out of experience from someone i know whom

is concerning his whole family , talking just like you !

If on the strange chance i am wrong .... i apologise before hand, i

would suggest move out...if its really bothering you.

Answer 3

Those boys @ Sky are proper C#@TS, we have to watch out for Rupert Murdoch, or Satans little helper as I like to call him. I've often wondered about them hiding cams in the TV set or some sort of info relay through the Sky box. Maybe they're testing a new interactive Sky personal clairvoyance service on people in your area? I think they might be doing that with me as well, the other day I could swear I was being followed home from work by a Sky news chopper, all the way home from work this thing followed me as I was weaving in and out of traffic. Don't worry, you're nae mad, it's just those guys from Sky trying to make us all tune in and turn off our minds. Time to go underground for me and you I think, all my messages from now on will be left Morse code.

Answer 4

This is not Back to the Future. There is no DeLorean Time Machine and no one can tell anyone else's future.

Nice try, though.