Okay so 1 day i was sitting in class at my desk & english class was just about 2 begin but i was feeling this

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really sharp pain in my stomach. well as our teacher was giving us some boring speech i decided that i needed to burp so i muffled my mouth & tried 2 burp but that didnt happen. then out of nowhere i started 2 f**t & i did it was long & really loud & so audible every1 could hear it. but thinking fast i blamed the sorta dorky girl next 2 me & so every1 thought it was her. now i feel so bad that i did this 2 her but at least i was saved from the humiliation. the entire class laughed & so did i 2 secure the lie & i got away w/ a funny story but in reality it was actually ME who farted. now i feel bad 4 her im wondering if i should somehow tell the truth but i mean she doesnt have a lot going 4 her maybe i should just be mean & let the thought that it was her that farted keep going. what should i do? oh & how do i stop this gas its getting 2 be unpredictable im afraid it might come out again when i dont want it 2.

btw if ur wondering why i posted this question in the middle of summer its because my school is 1 of those weird year-round schools.

NO HATERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Everyone farts! You shouldn't be embarrassed if  you can't help it. No-just let that last incidence slide but don't do it again. Take some tums.

Answer 2

It's not really the sort of thing you can bring up, is it?

Answer 3

don't worry about it,, it's over and done with now and like you said,, at least you didn't get the humiliation,, but maybe you could somehow secretly make it up to her?!

like help her in some way i dunno,,

i would have loved to hear this f**t by the way haha,, nice one :):)

Answer 4

tht was rlly mean,u should apologize to her....how would u feel is sum1 blamed you for farting,when you didnt and then evry1 started laughing at you?? not soo good,rite??