Okay so I just told someone how he can eat an elephant! My question is....how do you get down off an elephant?

Question

Okay so I just told someone how he can eat an elephant! My question is....how do you get down off an elephant?

Answer 1

You don't...you get down off a duck!

Answer 2

Grab an ear and slide down carefully.

Answer 3

actually you get down from a duck

groucho, who also said Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Answer 4

You don't, elephants have hair, not feathers.

Answer 5

I just jump down from its back. My legs are quite strong. A big African elephant may be 12' high. I have jumped off of buildings higher than that.