Okay this is freaky?

Question

Alright, paranormal things have been happening all around me lately but this has just freaked me out. Okay, last night I had to go to the bathroom, and it was #2. When I was finished I stood up and turned around, and NOTHING was in the bowl! I started to panic and I called my girlfriend in to see it and she can verify that it was gone. Then we both started freaking out. Where did it go? Did a ghost take it?

Oh yeah, I've got photographic evidence for the debunkers out there.

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/6713/noturdsm2.jpg

Answer 1

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Answer 2

im  not gonna explain out the things anymore im so tired of this c**p! i keep on repeating these answers! shut up!

Answer 3

The lucky charms leprechaun took it.

Answer 4

gross and duh

Answer 5

This is what's known in the paranormal world as self-flushing t**d phenomenon (SFTP).  It usually occurs some time after consuming a healthy dose of biscuits and gravy or Philly cheese sandwiches.  As of yet science is unable to offer a definitive explanation.

Some paranormal researchers have suggested that perhaps there is a quantum and anti-matter explanation.  You and a ghost were taking dumps at the same time.  Your poo and the ghost poo met in the toilet and formed quantum anti-poo, making them both disappear.  But no one has been able to reproduce this in controlled conditions, so this is just speculation.

Answer 6

How can you prove that it was there in the first place?

Answer 7

Gravity ;-)

Answer 8

I agree that a t**d of the proper shape and trajectory can make the turn into the pipe and completely disappear from the bowl. It hardly ever happens, but when it does, it seems a little magical.

Another possible explanation is that you did a courtesy flush out of habit and simply don't remember doing it. Ask your girlfriend if she heard another flush.

Answer 9

Your t**d was simply heavier than water and took a dive. But if you rather believe in ghost stories then I can't help.

Answer 10

There is solid evidence for psychic influence on the disappearance of turds. Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research (PEAR) conducted experiments where they detected a statistically significant deviation of 0.0000000001% in the frequency of lost turds over the expected amount in roughly 500,000 trials.

Answer 11

The girl above me seems mad.  Anyway, that's the funniest question I've seen on here yet.  Good Job.

Answer 12

You should apply for Randi's Millions and demonstrate your disappearing poo act.

Answer 13

it probably went in the tolet bowl pipe

Answer 14

This is not a very common occurrence but there is a perfectly rational explanation for what happened. I kind of assume this is a joke but if it's not here you you go.

If your f***s falls at the correct angle and speed it can easily travel several inches down the toilet's pipe making it not visible from any angle outside the bowl. It does not happen often but you can rest easy as this is no paranormal occurrence.

Answer 15

lmao

Answer 16

THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY

i seriously needed that

Answer 17

Was it a single t**d?  Or was it an explosive type of #2?  Was there more than 1 t**d?  IF it was a single t**d, this is common, but if there was more than on t**d, or an explosive #2, then you have a c**p eating ghost. Which there is not such thing.  I like your question, and on time I received a list of 'Poopies' in my email and on of them was ghost poopy.  It is when you know you poopie poopie, but there is no poopie in toilet.  It was a very amusing email, I wish I still had it, but unfortunately I don't.

Answer 18

Dude you crack me up. Unless you have a sh*t collecting ghost you have a plumbing issue. This happens at my house. My toilet was constantly running - even when it was quiet and there was a constant sucking in of water - however slow and silent it may be. Before you suspect the paranormal first think how it can be possible otherwise!!

Answer 19

I lived in a haunted house for a while. There I learned that they can make things appear to disappear. But in fact it is still there, just cloaked from our view. They have no control over matter, just our perceptions.

Answer 20

you just had gas

Answer 21

omg i cannt stop laughing, i cannt believe you took a photo of your toilet

Answer 22

The simple answer is: Martians. I can tell this isn't the work of a ghost, there's no slime and the water is still there. Ghosts are more sloppy and would probably have taken the water (if not also the toilet) with them. While Martians on the other hand are highly intelligent. They not only took the t**d but replaced the otherwise empty space with an equal amount of water. But Martians aren't perfect, in fact this one left a dropping.

http://img166.imageshack.us/my.php?image...

Answer 23

The empty bowl is pretty strange.Was there any aromatic evidence of your disappearing deposit?

Answer 24

Looks like the Ty-D-Bol man is at it again... This is why he was fired in the first place!

Answer 25

LMFAO!!!!!

oh SHlT!!!!!!! (or none at all)

anyways.......i am kinda grossed out to say, but sometimes when i go....it just kinda disappears......so yeah there you have it!!!!

i doubt a ghost woulda taken it....unless it was some kinda poopbuster.......

and you should really throw out the trash!

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