Okay... who is chuck norris?

Question

this may be a stupid question...

but i want to know : ]

lol.

Answer 1

A God among men. Trained by the hand of Bruce Lee. I here he once went to the Virgin Islands, and now they're just the islands.

Answer 2

Chuck Norris is a disgraceful b*****d.

He was trained by Bruce Lee and on the day of his death he claimed that he was better than him and that he was way stronger.

I hate that dude....

Answer 3

hahahaha....

it's the guy from Texas Ranger, if I'm not mistaken.

Answer 4

haha yeah, he's a real guy. check out 'walker texas ranger' it's this dumb show. he's like  this amazing martial arts guy who's super strong & like a god among the male species. i love chuck norris jokes. wow they are funny. haha

Answer 5

he lives in my neighborhood no joke

dallas, tx

Answer 6

You have your answers already....many opinions.  I just know him to be an actor in "Walker Texas Ranger" and for appearing in a commercial with Christy Brinkley for some type of home gym equipment.  He is not a bad looking guy at all.

Answer 7

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

If you can see Chuck Norris, he sees you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death!

Answer 8

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.



If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.



Chuck Norris can divide by zero.



The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.



A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.



Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.



Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.



When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.



While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.



Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.



When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Answer 9

Who is Chuck Norris?!?!

A martial arts master, trained by Bruce Lee himself. He is a renowned actor, as seen in "Walker, Texas Ranger".

He's also a world-renowned bad-*** and, in some countries, believed to be God in human form. He is worshiped by many.

Answer 10

He is a movie star (B Grade) from the 70's and 80's. He always played the role of a Marshall Arts Expert

Answer 11

Chuck Norris is a true martial artist and was not trained by Bruce d**n Lee. He studied Okinawan martial arts and Bruce was chinese. Chuck was also I believe the only full contact martial arts fighter to retire as the undefeated champ. By all accounts Bruce Lee was a great martial artist but never held a title and did not fight competive. Also Bruce Lee was about 5'2" and weighed about 125. Chuck was a true middle weight who also beat a lot of heavy weights.

Answer 12

Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist.  He starred in martial arts movies in the 70s and became a popular action movie star in the 80s. In the 90s he hit it big again with his television show, "Walker, Texas Ranger."  Lately he became popular again with all of the Chuck Norris jokes that are online.

Answer 13

chuck norris is god

Answer 14

an actor, celebrity, political activist

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Answer 15

Yes, Chuck Norris is a real person he's an actor.

His birth name is Carlos Ray Norris Jr.

Answer 16

he's an actor (walker, texas ranger & the missing in action movies) also a martial artist. some people think is one of the best but ... he got his butt kicked by steven seagal