Oldie but goodie ???

Question

A while back I think it was Dragon Fire asked for some of your funny pool stories and got a lot of good answers . We have some new faces since then so how bout it got any more,Hey it beats Swimming pool & video games questions dont it

Thanks Johnny

Answer 1

A couple years back I was at a pool tourney where Jeanette Lee was doing an exhibition.  Well they had a drawing and my friends ticket was called.  He asked me if I wanted to play her because she is one of my favorite players but I said no for him to play.  It was 1 game of 9 ball on a bar box and she racked.  Well Billy broke and was running out, but while he was doing so Jeanette kept coming up to the table and trying to shark him.  Everyone thought it was funny, sept him because he really bares down when people try and shark him.  Well Billy runs down to the 9 ball and has a slight cut shot into the corner pocket.  As he draws his cue back Jeanette runs up to the table in front of the pocket he is shooting the 9 into and says "your gonna miss".  Without missing a beat Billy looks up at her and shoots the 9 in while staring her down.  The room went wild, it was awesome.  He had another funny game against her while at BCA nationals and they now have a rivalry, but that is a different story.

Answer 2

A few weeks ago I went to a pool tourment in Birmingham Ala it was the first at the race track pool hall they were trying to get as much interest as possable they had a older gentleman by the name of Fred Shelton there who had played with some of the legends such as Minnesota fats moscony corn bread red and some others he had a scrap book with pictures of him and some of the grates he was dressed up in a nice suit and botie I was setting beside a feller and he ask me if I knew who the older man was I didn,t  he told me who he was and said they lived on the same block he called him over and introduce us I ask him what he thought about the tourment he looked around and said look at all these player es they are in shorts te shirts eare rings in there ears and some got nose rings when I still played when we played in tourments we dressed a lot different we had a little class I wonder where all that went. well some times so do I

Answer 3

Back in 94' I was at a match wearing a brand new T-shirt my wife had just bought me depicting a bunch of Mighty Bull Dogs shooting pool and was a pretty tight Shirt I have to admit. Anyways a woman on the opposing team issues a challenge to me shirt for shirt...I declined! Wasn't even an option. I endured being accused of being afraid I'd lose and I even explained it was a gift and I rather not risk that chance the balls may just not roll my way as we all know happens. Does she accept this? Any takers? Of course not, 45 minutes this chick don't let up. Her boyfriends warning her, don't do it he'll walk all over you...and I heard her bow up and say h**l no I think I can BEAT HIM! Finally I say to her..."ok, let me get this straight...we're going back there and play one game and the losers walking back out here (to continue the league match) with no shirt, is this correct? It sure is! Ok lets go play...we flipped a coin for the break and she lost, racked the balls and I had a Break& Run. She walks back in view of her boyfried and kicks at the ground as it to kick up dust going "I DID'NT EVEN GET A SHOT!...well everyone thought this was quite funny except my team Captain whom by the way was also a Woman. She saw her and I'm following behind her swinging her blouse around in the air on the tip of my cue....Makes eye contact me and says''RICHARD, YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT WOMANS blouse DID you? H*ll yes I did! She starts telling me to give it back...I said no way! BUT I have something in my truck she can wear to be decent...I went and got a nice clean hospital gown I had in my truck saved from a recent surgery, brought it back in and tossed it her and said at the same time as it flew threw the air the gentle words that fell on her ears from across the table was "Here's something to wear while you heal up from that *ss kickin you just got back there!

Answer 4

While attending a billiard tourney on the evening of April 24, 1906, Mr. Twain was called on to speak. He told this story:

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. Once, when I was an underpaid reporter in Virginia City, whenever I wished to play billiards I went out to look for an easy mark. One day a stranger came to town and opened a billiard parlor. I looked him over casually. When he proposed a game, I answered, "All right."

"Just knock the balls around a little so that I can get your gait," he said; and when I had done so, he remarked: "I will be perfectly fair with you. I'll play you left-handed." I felt hurt, for he was cross-eyed, freckled, and had red hair, and I determined to teach him a lesson. He won first shot, ran out, took my half-dollar, and all I got was the opportunity to chalk my cue.

"If you can play like that with your left hand," I said, "I'd like to see you play with your right."

"I can't," he said. "I'm left-handed."

Answer 5

I used to play pool with a girl at a local bar. I delighted in playing defense and having her shoot 4-5 times a game she would get so mad and to add insult to injury as I won I would say "rack'em loser". That all said we were great friends, dated for a while: then went our separate ways. She got married as did I, we both moved and we did not see each other for 4-5 yrs. I ran into a friend and we talked old times. He ended up mentioning my old pool pal and gave me her email addy. I wrote her a hello and asked how she had been. Being the cautious sort she wrote back "How do I know you are Kevin?" I wrote back a short note, just two words "rack'em loser" She wrote back okay it's you!

We've been dating ever since.

Luck

Kevin

ps still play defense...still say rack'em loser...but now she says it back occassionally

Answer 6

well, this one's not about the finals in Vegas or anything...it's about the N.M State Tournament..my team and I were playing a good game against an opponent, we all played our games & the last game was relying on my ex (who's a 7) to win it for us..he got hammered off shots & bud light before the game, cuz he didn't think he was gonna have to shoot again that night....well, while he was shooting, (i guess he forgot his belt) his pants were sliding down little by little..he knew about it, but was so zoned out in the game that he didn't care...before you know it, they were below his butt, EVERYONE in Billiards Palace was looking, laughing their a*ses off & cracking jokes, including I.(since we were already broken up)..and he just kept shooting..it was hilarious...well, some guy made a comment, he got mad, & lets put it this way, we got thrown out of the tournament :D...now everyone calls him "Joe Papas"...papas in spanish means potatoes...lmao........DreO