Olympic commentator bloopers?

Question

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dix is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dix on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Answer 1

haha the last one's the best

Answer 2

LOL, I heard there were a lot of other slips of the tongue that were censored before they were even written down.  This years olympics were said to have been a festival of f-bombs.

Answer 3

lol they can't be real!!!!! especially no 9! thx for the first morning laugh!

Answer 4

Oh my gosh that made me laugh out loud. Thanks ^_^

Answer 5

Ha ha there great.

The funniest joke though will be 2012