Omg help i need someone omg help help HELP ME! i love u please help me!

Question

ok idk why i wrote this question i just feel like it ok i just typed some random thing like a letter and its pretty funny to me so yeah tell me if its funny, stupid, whatever, please be nice though! also if u can tell me a GOOD joke that s actually FUNNY! please and thanks buh byezz! here it is:

Hello There,

i am bobwertoe conchell casataratism.

(first) (middle) (last)

and i am a fellow(wich is a boy).

now ive got a confession...

and i promised my self i'd do anything for a woman to look at me, so yeh. DONT TELL THOUGH ITS A SECRET! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

im a funny child.

OHH DID I SAY CHILD? I MENT MAN!!! IM BUFF! YEH! GRR! MONSTER TRUCKS! YAY! OOH TIME TO gO 2 BED OR MOM WILL GET MAD AT ME I LOVE U SO MUCH GOODNIGHT! MUAHH!(KISS, KISS) I LOVE U! OK I SERIOUSLY G2G I LOVE U THOUGH JUST KNOW THAT DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION! PROMISE? PROMISE? PROMISE? OH WELL I G2G I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PEACE OUT BOY SCOUT I LOVE U PEACE HOMIE DOG YO YO!

with love-

Bobwertoe Conchell Casataratism

Answer 1

lol i thought it sounded kinda cute at the "YAY!" part =)

Answer 2

that f*cking sucked

Answer 3

you sound silly very silly child ? i meant man very silly man

Answer 4

Are you drunk?

Answer 5

Someone obviously is hitting the bottle too much and then turning to the keyboard....poor souls indeed.  

Answer 6

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Answer 7

huh..?

well i have something funny to say....

Is your dad a terrorist cuz you da bomb!

Answer 8

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. In fact, I'm gong to hold back my witty and sarcastic comments and instead try to be nice for once.

Soo....you, uh....read any good books lately? I just finished Anna Karenina for the umpteenth time. It's quite a good story, you should give it a try if you haven't already

GAH! I CAN'T DO THIS!

Look, your joke wasn't funny. Sorry. It had to be said.