Omg wtf?? ? ?

Question

lately ive noticed there has been pain in my testicles.like i was kicked real hard and it comes and goes. theni noticed the skin on my testicles turned a blue brown what is it??

Answer 1

Well buddy, looks like you got a nasty case of the good old fashioned blue-balls.

Follow these quick and easy steps and you'll be better in no time:

1: Hit up google image search for the banginest chick you can think of

2: prepare your game hand

3: lube up, and proceed

4: ????????????

5: PROFIT! No more blue balls!