Dear Freshmen,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool
2) Everyone does hate you
3) You are annoying
4) You will be abused
First off:
- s*x doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman w***e.. just leave all the S****y things you did in 8th grade in middle school
- Dont brag about the number of seniors you know.
The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a q***r
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on messing around just drop out you're a lost cause and you're really not that cool.
people talk down about you behind your back
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water botles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud
- Don't post things like "FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ" on myspace.
If anything, you suck big time
-Don't think you're the **** because you've gone to one drinking party...seriously...we've all done it
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you and look at you like youre dumb
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends"
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables (unless invited).
You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor
- Dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them you have to go meet your friends in the sr.
parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters are just taking you home
- You'll never be as hot as the '09, '10, girls.
So don't try
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '09 & '10 girls
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are.
The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you
-Don't try to back talk to upper classmen...you don't mess with them.
they don't mess with you
- Your name is "the class of 12.
" enough said
-Don' t try to pull that "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut up
-At a pep rally...don't think you're class is the ****. you will be booed....and you will be made fun of. you are now fish.
therefor you will be treated that way
-The day you mess around with your boyfriend /girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again
- Don't be a s**t.
This should be the number one rule
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way
-You WILL get hurt
-Keep your immaturity in middle school, no one wants it when you enter the big-house
-YOU BETTER KNOW YOUR SPOT AT THE FOOTBALL GAMES
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big you are.
We all know you're lying
Welcome to h**l :D
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion what so ever
Sincerely,
Seniors '09
Juniors '10
sophomores'11
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