Okay, so there are three nuns going up to heaven. They see the big golden gates and a little angel is standing in front. The angel sayz "You can do whateva you want in gods kingdom, but the one thing you CANT do, is step on a duck"
The nuns think "How hard is it to not step on a duck?"
So the big golden gates open, gods kingdom is waiting for them. Everthing is covered with ducks. One nun says "How are we supposed to get in without stepping on a quacker?"
The other nun says "Dont know, dont know"
The bravest of the nuns steps forward, takes one step, and shes on a duck. All of a sudden a huge, hairy, fat, DISGUSTING man gets handcuffed to her. The little angel from the golden gates appear and he says
"I thought I told you not to step on a duck! Well, now your with him for all of eternity!"
The next nun takes three steps, and is on a duck. An even bigger, hairier, fatter, and MORE DISGUSTING man gets handcuffed to her.
The little angel appears and says
"You have to be with him for all of eternity, either that or h**l. I thought I told you the only rule was to not step on a duck!"
The last nun goes the entire day and doesnt step on a duck. Shes about to get into bed when a muscular, tall, HOT guy appears and gets handcuffed to her. The little angel appears and the nun says to him "What did I do to deserve this?" The hot guy that is handcuffed to her says, i dont know, but i stepped on a duck.
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